At what point did you realize your life was a travesty of carbon?


--G. G. Guinness


















Today's The Way I See It 

You read about it in the paper.  You saw it on the news.  Now get the G.G. Guinness perspective on today's hot topic.  Impress everyone in your next discussion.  Updated daily at around 7:00.


 The Way I See It 
 A daily column of uncensored political commentary physically ripped from today's top stories.  Make this your home page and you'll never be bored again.  New postings at about 7:00 pm daily. Tell your friends.


The Dirty Dwarf-Now Online 
 Read the comic masterpiece that might be one of the Top 25 Greatest Comedic Novels of the 21st Century.  Good vs. Evil never made you wet your pants laughing before.


Fans Rants and Raves
Selected E-mail from the growing cult of G.G. Guinness groupies, or the equally large group of people that hate him.  Sometimes he responds and you get to read it.  Enjoy the mayhem.


Links That Matter  
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The Weekly Audio Tangent
  Hear G.G. Guinness himself spout his uncensored musings based upon his carefully selected theme of the week.  It's like going to church… only different.  Requires the Real Audio Player.



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