Various Disclaimers

No one I submitted this book to would publish it because they found it too offensive, so I thought I should distribute it over the Internet so that anyone who wanted to could enjoy the product of my sick mind.

The Dirty Dwarf was truly a labor of contempt for society.

It contains, among other things, foul language, gratuitous sex and violence, and disrespect for most religions, ethnic groups, and several factions of society.

No one but myself is responsible for the content. If you find yourself offended by some of the material, too fucking bad.

And, if instead, you find it humourous--I'd like to hear from you. Intellectual poseurs need not respond.